Black Box
posted 2010 Sep by Nathan Kranzo
A small black box has arrived last friday to the Kranzo Magic offices. What's inside the box? Tell us your best
original, crazy, weird guess just for Fun, and the 7 most original
submissions will get for free what's inside the box. It's something...
Hot...
TURN THOSE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OFF!I’ve never seen the Marine Theatre as full as it was for the launch of Turn Lyme Green. ‘Well done’ to the oiernrzgas. After plastics, I hope the next focus of attention will be energy conservation.I’m astonished to see that some people are still covering the outside of their houses with Christmas lights and illuminated Santas. In some areas, neighbours compete with each other to see who can pile on the most and leave them on for longer. WHY? It’s for the children , I hear. Is wasting energy a good example to set for the next generation? But it’s for charity . Can’t some other way can be found to raise money?Children used to enjoy Christmas quite happily with just a few fairy lights on a tree.The Council is promising us Christmas lights that are better than ever . Does this mean they’ll use even more electricity? Perhaps they can make sure they’re not turned on in daylight or left on too late. Also, there are many local shops that leave their doors wide open in winter, some with heaters right above the doorway. Apart from wasting their own money, they’re contributing to global warming twice: both in the generation of the power they use and by directly heating the air outside. If enough customers draw attention to it, maybe they’ll think again.We won’t need any more nuclear power stations to be built if we simply USE LESS POWER. The I can afford it therefore I can squander it attitude is no longer OK. Let’s look forward to seeing the first wind turbines on a hilltop in Dorset. They could be another tourist attraction.
Monica Lewinsky’s “Blue Dress”
A sexy contortionist.
I think it’s Keith Fields severed head. This would explain why 2 Pros talking has been suspiciously silent….. Course that could be because of work…..In fact I hope it’s because of work….The other option is a little disturbing…. My wife Danielle says it’s hot air because all of us magicians are full of it.
It’s the midgets that danced around the small-scale Stonehenge in Spinal Tap. Only this time, they are going to perform the the subtrunk using a small-scale mockup from some museum.
It is a plastic bag full of the air in the Monte Carlo hotel’s theatre during Lance Burton’s last performence on his closing night.
It’s reusable flash paper
I think I pieced the clues together…
It’s something hot…
Something you all love…
and have used…
Better & will last longer…
Well with Hot I was going to go with Hell. Or perhaps something from Hell, like a minor demon perhaps. Then you added that it was something we all love and I thought…Hot & we love it (and since you eliminated the obvious answer) I though of a nice hot shower – but then you added that it was something we’ve all used, and I’ve been to enough Magic Conventions to know that…well, not all of us have encountered a shower before (if smell is to be considered an indicator). It is better and will last longer…Then it hit me:
Hot
We all LOVE it
We’ve all used it
It is better and will last longer
You’ve reinvented hair…not just any hair, you’ve reinvented David Copperfield’s hair. All I need now is to buy a fan so the air is always blowing in my face and I’ll look AWESOME all the time.
What’s inside the black box? All of us. The whole world. It’s an inside-out black box.
a half eaten squirrel named captain fuzzy pants with the box set of ‘murder she wrote’ clutched in its paws
It’s either a flux capacitor or it’s Jimmy Hoffa….
The box contains a slightly smaller red box with a lock to which the combo of, 23, 14, 97 will force the lock to remove itself.
From there you will find a small note hand written by Nathan Kranzo that predicts Matt will win the contents of the box ;)
The world’s biggest chilli pepper.
The first thumbtip ever used, crafted from the actual thumb of an orangutan, used by the first caveman magician to vanish a handkerchief, crafted from the hair of said thumbless orangutan, performed for an audience of one, consisting of one angry, hairless, one-thumbed orangutan who, even if he liked the performance, wouldn’t have been able to communicate his enthusiasm, unable as he was to give it a “thumbs up.”
Inside is the actual voice recorded tapes of pilot Silly Sullenberg saying…“I had rather gone down on Jennifer Hudson!!”
Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O’Brien and the still-beating heart of Chuck Norris.
Its Schrodinger! The cat got sick of being a philosophical question and shoved the bastard in their himself. Now the cats off doing its own version of Diction for the other cool cats!
The remaining vials of the H1N1 antidote, so you may continue your plot to take over the world! Mwhaaaa haaa haaa!
Some brand new “shit hot” Flash Paper.
Jay Sankey?
The Kranzo/Paris Hilton 22 second sex tape.
The remains of David Copperfield’s crumbling career.
It is a pair of shelob bitten hobbit’s feet marinated in sweat and dirt as they traveled to Mordor that’s been bought online by a sweaty World of Warcraft nerd that is sending death threats to the shire.